April 2010
9 posts
“I got your bootstraps, I’ll pull you up and won’t think twice
And...”
– H2O Bootstraps
“Do you remember when we were afraid?
Crossing our fingers we’d turn out...”
– H2O - Found the Truth Within
Current Listenings
Top Artists for the week ending Sunday April 4 2010
1 H2O
2 The Bouncing Souls
3 Less Than Jake
3 Straylight Run
5 Pennywise
1 tag
Goldfinger - Spokesman
What happenend to dignity?
Did it go away again?
Just like some worn out trend
Well I still defend emotions
What happened to honesty?
I don’t see it in the top 10
I only see it in what has been
Cause I still defend devotion
Am I alone?
Dont wanna rest
I Dont wanna breath
When I wanna hear about life
Dont wanna hear a spokesman
I dont wanna test
I want to believe
The God damn...
“What if I said, I was an accident waiting to happen
Would I trip and fall, fall...”
– H2O - One Life, One Chance
Side Effects of "Pharma Girl Party" may include:
Ted, throughout time there has always been one cutting edge profession to which hot girls like Tiffany have flocked.
It all started 2.5 million years ago.
Man was a hunter, so the hottest profession of the day…gatherer: Homo-erectus indeed!
As man mastered technology, the hottest profession of the day evolved: I’m pretty sure it’s a hernia, can you check again?
And then man took to the...
Petco Prank Call
So I get a prank call earlier this afternoon that went…
Pranker: My daughter went on vacation and I’m watching her hamster, but while I was weightlifting I dropped the weights. When I went to pick up the weights I saw the flattened hamster. So I need to replace it. Do you have hamsters that have a brown spot on the eye and on the back?
Me: Is it a long hair, a short hair, or a dwarf...
